ZombieLennon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kozak III: Son of Kozak]

dfgdg

Jackass is Dumb, CabbageClock is not

CabbageClock responds:

Wiser words have never been spoken.

[Battlefield 1942]

lmao

wtf

RussianSpy22 responds:

JAJAJAJA

[Froot Without Ph33r]

Excellent

ofmg omfg omfg stfu lewl

dandandan4 responds:

TY

[Final Fantasy 3 Continued]

It was okay

But I've seen tons of these before. They don't seem very original or anything. I definately don't think it should have been Daily Feature, so I'm going to give it a 3.

incanus responds:

well, thanks anyhow. I don't know how it got daily feature either! =)

[(uo flash)pk mutha prelud]

yuck

what a waste of flash skill

Mardraum responds:

skill? thanks lol
actually if i was really good at flash i would of planned it out before i made it.. i kidna made this as i learned

[VeggieClock Collection 1]

Best. Movie. EVER

I'm not joking. Probably the greatest ever

CabbageClock responds:

Too true.

[Luke in Clockland]

Hilarious

I love you like a mother loves a son

LD1984 responds:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Street Spirit (fade out)]

Cool Movie Mini

It seemed a little cliqued to me though. Like the whole "suicide" theme with different emotional words fading in and out randomly. I've seen it done a thousand times, never liked it cause it just seemed kinda like whining. But whatever, good work.

Mini3D responds:

Thank you for the review. But as i said in my author comments and in a past review that all things aren't as they seem, and don't mean what they usually mean. I'll quote the response i did before.

"Ok just to let you know, i know those things are seen all the time in the same light, but in this movie i used them for another meaning. Those objects are symbols. You think i'd make something so simple? If you did you got me wrong, watch it again but this time don't look at the objects as a representative of other things than just what they are usually seen for. Thank you for your review."

[Horace Ep.1: Pigeons]

Hmmm

Basically a guy getting eaten by pigeons. The yelling sound was annoying

Violet-AIM responds:

Thank you for giving me review scores of 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, and 5 on your movie rampage of my movies, all because you "thought" I was a strict reviewer and were pissed at me. Well I have a right to be pissed too, that people like you are so quick to judge. "Lest he without sin cast the first stone". I'm not a strict reviewer. I just choose to review a lot of 300k or less low quality cheesy crappy little effort that barely survived movies maybe, and I also review high for the good ones I do see. Maybe people who blindly give 10's to most movies don't remember or notice a crappy or average movie when they see one. At least I comment on the lower movies instead of being like some people and not say a word of helpful advice.

[Lepo 3: Dream Haunting]

I don't understand

What are you trying to tell us? The graphics could have been a little better too.

Violet-AIM responds:

Since you say I'm a strict and unfair reviewer, tell me if this is fair?

EmotiTits averagereviewscore=2.86, I gave a 5.
EvilBus 666 av.rev.score=8.24, I gave 10.
chicks vs.chickens av.rev.score=5, I gave 5.
Walter's Escape from Will, av.rev.score=6.88, I gave 8.
Pico's Mansion av.rev.score=8.59 , I gave 10.

The question is, are you fair with your reviews? Do all movies deserve a 10, except *cough* mine.